Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Spawn of Satan: Competition Time


Valle Adurni has an interesting comment on this station of the Cross. They are not to my taste but they are beautiful, they are fixed to the wall but they are of a size you could happily hold in cupped hands.
The comment maker signs herself "Spawn of Satan" saying that this is name given her by her parish priest.
Why?, I ask.
What could she have done?
I suggested various options, spilling coffee on a new High Mass set, leading a rebellion in a Corpus Christi Procession, denying the Trinity, but no, I am convinced it must be worse.
Suggestions please

16 comments:

Clare said...

Does she wear a mantilla?
Did she say All@@@@a in Lent?
Is she a beautiful seductress?

Mac McLernon said...

Obvious, innit?... she campaigns for women priests...

mary p said...

She irons purificators and corporals the wrong way.

Fr Peter said...

She works for the diocesan finance office

frfrom up north said...

Did she compose Kum by yah,or Let us break bread together on our knees?
Those stations look like subbuteo figures!

Sarah said...

Could she be the person who always sings hymns at a different tempo and different key than the one chosen by the organist or the 70 year electric guitarist?

A dear sweet liberal nun said...

I bet she is one of those ultra-traditionalists who like to sit quietly at the back of the Church and say her prayers and contributes generously to charities, is anti-abortion, pro the Pope and would prefer to kneel for communion.

Joee Blogs said...

gosh that person leaves comments everywhere! we should pray for her though that she may chill out.

Anonymous said...

actually she sounds like my liberal nun uni chaplain - completely out of touch !

Anonymous said...

I bet she suggested that there shoild be communion under one kind unless a priest or deacon assisted with a chalice.

Paulinus said...

She sewed the wrong number of buttons on a cassock, the numpty

Mac McLernon said...

I had another thought... maybe she likes "Colours of Day"

Londoner said...

Maybe she is one of those wishy washy raving liberals or even a fundamentalist!

Either way, I agree with Joee blogs - we should pray for her.

mary p said...

Londoner,
Maybe she is just an oprdinary Catholic, it could be the parish priest is the problem, we should pray for them both.

Londoner said...

Mary,
Good point, she could be the ordinary Catholic and it may be the parish priest that is the 'problem'.

I will broaden my prayer, thank you.

paul said...

Interesting point Mary,
I think the parish priest has obviously caused her a great deal of trauma, it brings to mind Jesus' saying about he who calls his brother "fool" or "renegade", so it is the sanhedrin or hellfire for him!